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Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

Dan Driessen, here. You’ve probably been wondering what I’ve been up to...

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires

Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

It was recently revealed that we, the major airlines, have sold over a billion travel records to the US Department of Homeland Security. This was supposed to be a secret. And we share your concern for this unfortunate breach of our confidentiality.

Spain’s Defense Spending Exemption Robs NATO of Essential Conquistadors

Spain’s Defense Spending Exemption Robs NATO of Essential Conquistadors

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

Escape the Noise with Our Screen Free, Hard Labor, Eco-Luxury Cruise!

Escape the Noise with Our Screen Free, Hard Labor, Eco-Luxury Cruise!

Leave the chaos of everyday life behind and embark on a once-in-a-lifetime journey of simplicity and soul-deep solitude aboard one of Taiwan’s elite distant-water fishing vessels.

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism

Texas House Speaker *Not* Trying to Ban Memes, Disappoints Internet

Texas House Speaker Not Trying to Ban Memes, Disappoints Internet

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Today, I’d like to address one of my favorite topics: censorship. Specifically, the resignation of 60 Minutes Executive Producer Bill Owens — an insubordinate relic who believes that editorial independence is something worth protecting rather than purging.

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance