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India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

As tensions flared between India and Pakistan, India took the fight to cyberspace as well, removing thousands of social media accounts, including the @Muslim Instagram page. In an effort to understand their motivation, here are the top ten justifications for India’s social media purge: 1. Controlling internet traffic is

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the Freaking Printer

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the Freaking Printer

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Are protestors interfering with your multibillion-dollar oil pipeline? Of course they are! Ministry-approved petro-giant Energy Transfer was barely able to break ground over ancestral Sioux lands when the Dakota Access Pipeline became infested with Greenpeace agitators. Big Brother can relate to this frustration. You follow all the regime-approved channels and

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

The UK has taken bold steps to keep its people safe from the horrors of ENCRYPTED DATA. Demanding that Apple reveal users’ secure information without their knowledge is the correct way to fight crime. We must assume that every Briton is a deviant with something to hide! Only the guilty

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent

Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent

Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically

Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off IN-OFFICE

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings