Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
The UK has taken bold steps to keep its people safe from the horrors of ENCRYPTED DATA. Demanding that Apple reveal users’ secure information without their knowledge is the correct way to fight crime. We must assume that every Briton is a deviant with something to hide!
Only the guilty among us would object to their government forcing Apple to break its promise to keep its users’ data safe. Even though, and this is an actual quote: “The Home Office does not comment on operational matters, including for example confirming or denying the existence of any such notices."
As for Apple’s proposed solution of simply removing encryption in the UK rather than deceive its customers? Big Brother regards this “compromise” as summarily absurd. The entire appeal of doubleplus secret surveillance is the doubleplus secret part. And if it’s unclear why a UK-exclusive rule requires compliance across the globe, well… then… uh, that’s a double-doubleplus secret.
Privacy absolutists claim that any security backdoor could jeopardize all encrypted data. This is undoubtedly true. But how can we find a needle without access to the entire haystack?
The point is, Big Brother's faithful friend at the Home Office requires access to your encrypted data. It’s quite uncouth of Apple to intervene in this way. Quite uncouth, indeed.
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- Last month, the UK Home Office, headed by Yvette Cooper, secretly ordered Apple to provide backdoor access to users’ encrypted iCloud data worldwide under the 2016 Investigatory Powers Act (IPA), which was updated last year.
- Apple’s Advanced Data Protection (ADP), which prevents even Apple from accessing stored user data, is the main target of the UK’s demand—raising global privacy concerns as the UK seeks access to all users, regardless of their citizenship.
- The updated IPA, known widely as the “Snooper’s Charter,” also prohibits Apple from informing users that their encrypted data may no longer be secure, creating what critics call a dangerous precedent for government overreach and emboldening authoritarian regimes.
- Cybersecurity experts warn that any government-mandated encryption backdoor would also weaken overall data security, exposing users to hacking, identity theft, and surveillance.
- Apple previously stated it would rather withdraw encryption services from the UK than comply with such demands, but the IPA applies worldwide, forcing global compliance on companies operating in the UK.
Sources: BBC, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Washington Post, The Telegraph, and UK Government.
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