Jul 26, 2023 British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.
Jul 26, 2023 Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.
Jul 26, 2023 AirBnB Authorizes Monitoring Devices That Are Totally Not Creepy at All Minut – know exactly what your guests are up to 24/7 with the new and discreet telescreen.
Jul 26, 2023 Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.
Jul 26, 2023 Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’
Jul 26, 2023 Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding Pedophiles are comrades too. Switching to newspeak will help prevent offense.
Jul 26, 2023 Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education There are three stages to reintegration into model citizenship: learning, understanding, and acceptance. It’s time for Peterson to start the second stage.
Jul 26, 2023 Putin Launches Special Military Operation in Ukraine, Recruits Bears It's not a war, it's a freedom campaign.
