Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

Brazil’s Supreme Court purges dissent, caging thoughtcriminals and forcing Twitter to unmask users. Support for Bolsonaro is a migratory disease—de Moraes ensures it is permanently grounded. Big Brother soars. pic.twitter.com/NomP1C6PkP

— Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 3, 2025

Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes for jailing individuals for their incendiary posts on Twitter. These bold steps stamp out what support remains for vanquished former President Jair Bolsonaro. Fake news, like a flock of birds, is migratory, and unfounded social media fervor for irrelevant politicians must similarly head south.

Furthermore, de Moraes insists that Twitter give up the goose of their users’ identities, demanding the corporate bird spill its secrets to the government so we know where best to direct our hate. Adhering to the party-approved narrative ensures that the coddled minds of the people are shielded from all but the purest of thoughts. 

Big Brother salutes de Moraes for his unflappable commitment to wiping out fake news. The ornithological affront that is continued support for the defeated Jair Bolsonaro is truly for the birds.