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Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks
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Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks

In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor DeSantis, seems to have taken a page from the history books, by quite literally removing pages from history books.

To would-be rabble-rousers like publishing house McGraw Hill, Florida delivers a heroic message: the insidious woke agenda will not be tolerated. Why threaten innocent minds with the concept of emotional intelligence or the “impact” of the Black Lives Matter “movement” when the correct narrative was working so well?

Rejoice as the sunshine state careens headlong into a brighter future, free from the chains of critical thought and historical introspection.  Ignorance is strength, and Florida is becoming stronger by the day.