High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

Big Brother wholeheartedly commends Walker High School's principled principal, Jason St. Pierre, for his courageous singling out of student body president, Kaylee Timonet. The Baton Rouge State Fair’s “Volunteer of the Year” was correctly punished for DANCING with her friends at a private Homecoming party.  

Principal St. Pierre exercised his authority to impose his personal religious beliefs on the academically high-achieving Timonet, whom he powerfully described as the “hood ornament” of Walker High. Why weren't other students who were similarly celebrating at the party punished? Well, what good is power if it’s not wielded capriciously?

While St. Pierre’s holy war against the right to light-hearted rhythmic fun has been blunted by considerable public pushback, it’s likely that Timonet will miss out on at least one scholarship that she was competitive for. Not to mention this very public controversy soiling what would have been an otherwise enjoyable senior year. 

Let this be a lesson for all Walker High School students now and in the future. Though you may be Wildcats and not Anacondas: You don’t want none unless it’s clean fun, hun. Remember to stick to the script, and let’s hope our fully accredited authority figures continue to crack down on excessive hip gyrations and reckless entertainment!