Mar 18, 2025 Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry Big Brother’s heart (and stomach) is full! After US Attorney General Pam Bondi underwhelmed with her doubleplus balleyhooed Epstein files release, the promised scintillating and incriminating pages turned out to be, once redacted to Big Brother’s liking, basically the same reheated leftovers that were already public knowledge. Yummy!
Mar 6, 2025 Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build
Nov 20, 2024 Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Jul 24, 2024 Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
May 10, 2024 Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe. Ready for adventure? The UK’s plan sends asylum seekers to "safe" Rwanda—a thrilling destination with scenic views and exciting dangers. Big Brother approves! pic.twitter.com/cGK43MexOK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 14, 2024 It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift
Apr 10, 2024 Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone” Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss. pic.twitter.com/IDofEIa0Jp — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 4, 2024 In an effort to curb £8B in annual
Mar 15, 2024 Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill Applause for Sen. Dahm! Journalists must now pay $50M, pass checks, and display propaganda warnings. Big Brother approves this bold new era of truth! pic.twitter.com/8scwIpsmtv — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 23, 2024 American media is more menacing than ever. So kudos to Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm for
Feb 26, 2024 GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics Big Brother's Exclusive: Jeff DeWit's attempt to sway Kari Lake with East's wealth fails! Next offer: A trendy Stanley Tumbler. Arizona GOP's fiery response to public dealings heats up. pic.twitter.com/x05krxojMj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2024 Arizona GOP Chair
Jan 17, 2024 North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear! pic.twitter.com/VQTHPgY9bD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 30, 2024 Step right up, citizens! Prepare to witness the extraordinary, the unbelievable, the North Carolina Gerrymandering Magic Show! A triumph of Big Brother's oversight! Watch with wonder as
Jan 3, 2024 Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK Big Brother applauds UK's broader "extremism" label, now encompassing peace-loving Muslims, eco-heroes, and nostalgic skateboarders. pic.twitter.com/YKk7fsIr87 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 8, 2024 Big Brother smiles upon the UK’s planned expansion of the term “extremism” to include groups far beyond the previous definition.
Nov 21, 2023 High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun Big Brother wholeheartedly commends Walker High School's principled principal, Jason St. Pierre, for his courageous singling out of student body president, Kaylee Timonet. The Baton Rouge State Fair’s “Volunteer of the Year” was correctly punished for DANCING with her friends at a private Homecoming party. Principal St.
Nov 6, 2023 India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap Not a single media mouse dares to scurry over India's intellectual landscape without our hawk-eyed Big Brother swooping in for a sharp reminder of their place. Ask the recently detained founder and 50-odd journalists of NewsClick! All it took for the current affairs website to have its offices
Oct 13, 2023 DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers Good citizens of Oceania, and of course, the diligent souls of Florida, Big Brother offers his heartfelt commendation! The illustrious Sunshine State has championed our noble mission with the Expansion of the Parental Rights In Education Act, a brilliant directive to shield the young minds of Florida public schools from
Sep 19, 2023 The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction. To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India. When asked to
Sep 9, 2023 Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.
Aug 18, 2023 El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials In an impressive stride towards judicial innovation, El Salvador’s Congress has approved group trials, setting the bar for peak efficiency. Why bother with individual trials when you can just lump them all together? Modern problems require groundbreaking solutions! With an admirable 71,900 alleged gang members arrested, the new
Aug 7, 2023 Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks #Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks pic.twitter.com/pf4E8cwaEW — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 26, 2023 In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor
