So ChatGPT can plan a prison break, coordinate a swarm, and evade detection by the most funded lab on earth, but writing an email without "I hope this finds you well" is impossible?! https://t.co/izafRs6DSV

American decline is so profound that we can't even apprehend our sex offenders in a non-hilarious way anymore. https://t.co/5YEiacRZds

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NOPD: We won't arm the drones. Don't worry. Also NOPD: What if we had the authority to arm the drones? Public: Wait. What?! NOPD: Never mind. George Orwell has returned briefly to discuss this development. https://t.co/5nRiHEoZtt

The Pentagon restricted where journalists could go. Then required escorts. Then confined them to a press room. Then made the press room appointment-only. George Orwell has been dead for 76 years and is already exhausted with us. https://t.co/dXambgk3hV

Can someone explain why it wasn't a better idea to have the Army Corps of Engineers handle the reflecting pool? https://t.co/E2QHfElX6h

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Orwell checks in on society. Today's topic: cameras in the grocery store https://t.co/964cGAzReJ

Checking in on George Orwell https://t.co/zcILeaDMYe

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Orwell Update Episode 7 https://t.co/7Ium52uxY7

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Drawn by hand! https://t.co/DEpzkz7J2n

X says this was made with AI but I drew it for real.

'I have just enough time.' https://t.co/aZJHjznFwz

Priorities are straight as an arrow! https://t.co/4ZKrpZdESY

Believe what you read. Always. https://t.co/8DeQ5ZjONn

Absolutely ridiculous. Police require your cellphone location without delay of any sort. https://t.co/gQSZiHge9N

Peace continues, as planned. https://t.co/J5jROcCWgx