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Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos

Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos

Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy

Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy

Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him

Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him

America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine

America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine

Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

Brazil’s Supreme Court purges dissent, caging thoughtcriminals and forcing Twitter to unmask users. Support for Bolsonaro is a migratory disease—de Moraes ensures it is permanently grounded. Big Brother soars. pic.twitter.com/NomP1C6PkP — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 3, 2025 Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court

New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One

New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads

Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record

White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record

Celebrate the Biden administration's dedication to a correct history. Don't dwell on "inaudible" stage directions. Mistakes happen... or do they? pic.twitter.com/VYYnZa1rfq — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 6, 2024 Despite what you may have heard, US President Joe Biden did not, in fact,

HP Squashes Ink Rebellion

Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing

Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons

Canada embraces pre-crime justice! House arrest for future thoughtcriminals is a start, but true safety demands harsher measures. Wrongthink must be crushed before it festers. Preemptive obedience is key. pic.twitter.com/I0EUy2dYiC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2025 Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short

Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote

Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote

NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick.

NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick.

Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban

Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban

Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole

Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole

Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform

Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform

Embrace the renewal of spring with refreshed surveillance laws! Section 702 of FISA remains unchanged, safeguarding your security and scrubbing away unnecessary worries. pic.twitter.com/dsZ85f2gIj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 7, 2024 Spring has sprung and it’s time to dust the cobwebs off Section 702 of the Foreign

The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth

The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth

Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill

Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill

Spark Joy, Declutter, Sell Your Info to the NSA

Spark Joy, Declutter, Sell Your Info to the NSA

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics