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Ministry of Truth

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High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

Big Brother wholeheartedly commends Walker High School's principled principal, Jason St. Pierre, for his courageous singling out of student body president, Kaylee Timonet. The Baton Rouge State Fair’s “Volunteer of the Year” was correctly punished for DANCING with her friends at a private Homecoming party. Principal St.

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

Not a single media mouse dares to scurry over India's intellectual landscape without our hawk-eyed Big Brother swooping in for a sharp reminder of their place. Ask the recently detained founder and 50-odd journalists of NewsClick! All it took for the current affairs website to have its offices

TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness

TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness

TED supports color blindness by suppressing TED Talk on color blindness pic.twitter.com/xrWPFtt5q2 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 18, 2023 TED’s most commendable act, holding back Coleman Hughes’ well-researched, yet challenging talk on color blindness, brings Big Brother great joy. Tacking on a post-presentation rebuttal ensures the more

A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!

A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!

Plaques of shame or statues in repentance? It's time for a historic makeover that meets our impeccable standards. pic.twitter.com/jK1u4BqVYX — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 28, 2023 Amidst debates in the New York City Council about the fate of historical figures like Columbus, Washington, and Jefferson decorating

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

Good citizens of Oceania, and of course, the diligent souls of Florida, Big Brother offers his heartfelt commendation! The illustrious Sunshine State has championed our noble mission with the Expansion of the Parental Rights In Education Act, a brilliant directive to shield the young minds of Florida public schools from

Canada Wonders: "Does Your Podcast Even Regulate Bruh?!"

Canada Wonders: "Does Your Podcast Even Regulate Bruh?!"

Attention, all you pod jockeys and digital disruptors! Put a halt to that unregulated verbal cardio and lace up those neon sneakers. It's time for a high-intensity, state-mandated reshape of your streaming physique. The Canada Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC), your new personal trainer, is turning up the

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating pic.twitter.com/5AqITaprX5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 2, 2023 Big news! America's finest University has sent a clear, Big Brother Approved message – students should be seen, not heard. Harvard has shown off its -10.6 free speech score from FIRE’s 2024

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction. To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India. When asked to

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.

Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged

Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged

The judicial world is in a state of reflection as Germany dives into a court spectacle reminiscent of a hall of mirrors. The judge who had the audacity to judge Judge Christian Dettmar for his blasphemous views on mask mandates now faces his own judgment day. Judge Dettmar's

Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship

Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship

In an act of contrarian genius, the ever-rebellious Vice Media has found the most countercultural move of all: embracing censorship. Forget tattoos, piercings, and edgy exposés; the new punk rock is literally taking $50 million to organize a concert celebrating Saudi Arabia, and pressing the good ol' mute button

Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks

Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks

#Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks pic.twitter.com/pf4E8cwaEW — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 26, 2023 In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor

Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink

Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink

In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory

Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide

Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide

Attention, dear citizens of our color-blind utopia! Big Brother is pleased to announce that the Party's innovative thought-clarifying bureau, Reframing Race, has launched "Contains Strong Language," the latest Newspeak guide to linguistic enlightenment. No more "dark times," comrades, only "gently shaded periods of

British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink

British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink

Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.

Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops

Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops

Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.

Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People

Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People

Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.

Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak

Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak

Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’

Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding

Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding

Pedophiles are comrades too. Switching to newspeak will help prevent offense.

Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education

Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education

There are three stages to reintegration into model citizenship: learning, understanding, and acceptance. It’s time for Peterson to start the second stage.